Great Stocking Stuffers

What could be better than a fresh lump of coal... One of these wonderfully wicked Christmas Curiosities. The perfect gift for that one weird friend you have who is soooo hard to shop for? Or maybe you just have a passion for delightfully disturbing Holiday Haute Couture and delightful Doo-Hickeys? So please peruse these profound portraits of pernicious paragons and profane parody, and perchance you may procure the perfect present!